Group 9
Genre: Drama
Location: A bank vault
Object: A drop of blood
612 words
(Yes, this story is all told in tweets.)
Synopsis: @EasyBake1977 and @Lucifer666 pull off a heist, but there are unwanted guests along for the ride.
Easybake1977 16m
@Lucifer666 How’s it look?
Lucifer666 16m
@EasyBake1977 Quiet. Not too many people.
Easybake1977 16m
@Lucifer666 To confirm, you’re cool witht his?
Lucifer666 16m
@EasyBake1977 Yes. In and out. #NoBig
Easybake1977 16m
@Lucifer666 And you have the key?
Lucifer666 16m
@EasyBake1977 In m pocket.
Easybake1977 15m
@Lucifer666 Last chance to back out.
Lucifer666 15m
@EasyBake1977 No, I’m in,! Let’s do this!!!
Easybake1977 14m
@Lucifer666 OK. I’m in the mainframe. Just give me a sec. One m]ore security wall…
Lucifer666 14m
@EasyBake1977 Standing by…
Easybake1977 13m
@Lucifer666 ALL SYSTEMS DOWN! YOU ARE GOOD TO GO!
Lucifer666 13m
@EasyBake1977 Fuck! There’s a gourd!
Easybake1977 13m
@Lucifer666 Gourd?
Lucifer666 23m
@EasyBake1977 #Spellcheck.
Lucifer666 13m
@EasyBake1977 Going!!!
Lucifer666 11m
@EasyBake1977 I’M IN! I’m in the back. Right at the vaulet. Need code!
Lucifer666 11m
@EasyBake1977 Code! CODE CODOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucifer666 11m
@EasyBake1977 CODE!!!!!!!
Easybake1977 11m
@Lucifer666 16 25 75 6 88 9 12 45
Easybake1977 11m
@Lucifer666 Sorry. Bathroom.
Lucifer666 10m
@EasyBake1977 BATHROOM?! WTF!
Easybake1977 10m
@Lucifer666 This is STRESSFUL. You kno3 anbout my #IBS!
Lucifer666 10m
@EasyBake1977 Keep your shit together! #seewhatididthere I’m in.
Easybake1977 10m
@Lucifer666 Seriously?
Lucifer666 10m
@EasyBake1977 WHAT??! YES! I’M IN THE FUCKING VAULT!
Easybake1977 10m
@Lucifer666 LOL but don’t make fun of #IBS.
Lucifer666 10m
@EasyBake1977 FUCK!!!
Easybake1977 10m
@Lucifer666 What?
Easybake1977 9m
@Lucifer666 What’s going on?
Easybake1977 9m
@Lucifer666 ????????????
Lucifer666 9m
@EasyBake1977 We’re good. Had to take out a bank employee.
Easybake1977 9m
@Lucifer666 Take out? WTF? That;s not what we agreed on! NOOOOO! You werent supopsed to kill anyone!!! You have a gun? NO GUNS! What? I ca
Lucifer666 9m
@EasyBake1977 FAKE. Fake out. We’re fine. #DeepBreaths Which box?
Easybake1977 8m
@Lucifer666 23301
Bonerdude12 8m
@Lucifer666 @EasyBake1977 I’m late to the party here, but is this a robbery? R u live tweeting a robbery?
Lucifer666 8m
@EasyBake1977 Need to get a chair. It’s up high.
Easybake1977 8m
@Lucifer666 Not much time!
Lucifer666 8m
@EasyBake1977 Got it. Ther’s a bunch of stuff in here? What am I looking for?
Bonerdude12 8m
@HottieHotHot R u seeing this… @Lucifer666 @EasyBake1977
Easybake1977 7m
@Lucifer666 It’s a slide. A microscope slide. There will be a red dot right in the center.
Lucifer666 7m
@EasyBake1977 Got it.
HottieHotHot 7m
OMG! I’m totally seeing this! RT”@Bonerdude12: @HottieHotHot R u seeing this… @Lucifer666 @EasyBake1977”
Easybake1977 7m
@Lucifer666 20 seconds and security comes back online.
Lucifer666 6m
@EasyBake1977 I have to put the box. Back/
Easybake1977 6m
@Lucifer666 JUST LEAVE IT IT DOESNT MATTER!
Bonerdude12 6m
@Lucifer666 @EasyBake1977 I’m no #Columbo, but r u stealing a #dropofblood because #DUH!
HottieHotHot 6m
#ROTFL @Bonerdude12! You should be on @LawAndOrder!!!
Bonerdude12 6m
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
HottieHotHot 5m
@Bonerdude12 #MindBlown Totally favoriting! And I’m thinking YOU’RE hottiehothot! LOL! ;-)
Lucifer666 5m
@EasyBake1977 I’m out! #PIECEOFCAKE! Adrenelin!
Easybake1977 5m
@HottieHotHot Not @Bonerdude12’s line. Hunter S THompson.
Easybake1977 5m
@Lucifer666 AWESOME! YOU THE MAN! Thank you!
Bonerdude12 5m
@Easybake1977 WTF? Don’t be #cockblocking me! I’ll fuck ypou up and screengrabd your tweets! FUCK OFF DUDE!!!
Easybake1977 4m
@Bonerdude Screengrab all you want. Tweets are fleeting. They’re fiction. There is no #DNA in a tweet. #NoEvidence
Lucifer666 3m
@Easybake1977 Who are Boner and Hottie? I thought we were in PRIVATE MODE!!!
Easybake1977 3m
@Lucifer666 I forgot to switch the thing.
Lucifer666 3m
@Easybake1977 So are we fucked or what??????
Easybake1977 3m
@Lucifer666 No.
Easybake1977 2m
@Lucifer666 We should be fine. #NoBig
MetroPolice 1m
Actually @Lucifer666 @EasyBake1977 you might be in a little trouble.
Bonerdude12 6s
Last laugh right here, bitches! RT”@metropolice: Actually @Lucifer666 @EasyBake1977 you might be in a little trouble.”
